flair!!!!

Here are some witty conversions of normal man's language into a person who is appearing for GRE.

Normal man(NM): People who live in glass houses shouldnot throw stones.
GRE student(GS): Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

NM: Twinkle,twinkle, little star.
GS: Scintillate,scintillate, asteroid minim.

NM: All that glitters is not gold.
GS: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NM: Beggars are not choosers.
GS: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

NM:Dead men tell no tales.
GS:Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

NM:Begiinner's luck.
GS:Neophyte's serendipity.

NM:A rolling stone gathers no mass.
GS:A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NM:Birds of a feather floack together.
GS:Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

NM:Beauty is only deep skin.
GS:Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

NM:Cleanliness is godliness.
GS:Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

NM:There's no use crying over split milk.
GS:It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactilefliud.

NM:You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
GS:It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maeuvers.

NM:Look before you leap.
GS:Surveillance should precede saltation.

NM:He who laughs last, laughs best.
GS:The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

NM:All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GS:Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NM:Where there's smoke, there's fire.
GS:Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Nice no??? I found them interesting and one thing I never understand whether to byheart all the words or is it a flair to remember all these things???
Find out!!![:D].

awe-inspiring....

As I'm having holidays now, I like to post atleast one post daily even there's a little bit of work which I should do. SO, today I 'm going to post an awe-inspiring phrases. They are :

Talk : softly
Walk : Humbly
Eat : Sensibly
Breath : Deeply
Sleep : Sufficiently
Dress : Smartly
Act : Fearlessly
Work : Patiently
Think : Truthfully
Believe : Correctly
Behave : Decently
Learn : Practically
Plan : Orderly
Earn : Honestly
Save : Properly
Spend : Intelligently
Am I true in putting the title as "Awe-inspiring.." rite???
Will be back with a funny and a witty post:)
Untill then gud bye.

ONE SOLITARY LIFE

One question for u.Do you think that I'm going to write about myself?????

Let me give the solution for this in a programmatic way[:)]

if(ur answer=="TRUE") {
printf( "Your answer is wrong \n"); }

else { printf( "Your answer is correct \n"); }

Now I think u've understood that this is not about me.Do onething just read it once.I think everyone is able to identify about whom this is being written.This one which I'm going to write is not actually mine but surprisingly the author is unknown.Neways start reading this.
Here is a man who was born in an obscure village, the child of a peasant woman. He grew up in an obscure village.He worked in a carpenter shop until he was thirty, and then for three years he was an itinerant teacher.He never wrote a book. He never held an office. He never owned a home. He never had a family. He never went to college. He never traveled, except in his infancy, more than two hundred miles from the place where he was born. He never did one of the things that usually accompany grateness. He had no credentials but himself. While he was still a young man, the tide of popular opinion turned against him. His friends ran away. One of them denied him.He was turned over to his enemies. He went through the mockery of a trial. He was nailed upon a cross between two theives. His executioners gambled for the only piece of property he had on the earth, his seamless robe. When he was dead, he was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave through the courtesy of a friend. Nineteen wide centuries have come and gone, and today he is the centerpiece of the human race and the leader of all human race and the leader of all human progress. I am well within the mark when I say that all the armies that ever marched, all the navies that were ever built, all the parliaments that ever sat, and all the kings that ever reigned, put together, have not affected the life of man upon this earth as powerfully as has this one solitary personality.

I think you've understood this. This article is my father's favorite one. He liked it alot. So I thought I should post this one so that whosoever read this, I wish he/she might be touched one day and hope this will be in their mind.

A tick of thought

I’ve found this one also somewhere which I liked it very much.. I realized many things after I’ve read

this one. Really we come across these things in our daily life. Its this “

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill

seems like such a large

amount when

you donate it to church, but

such a small amount

when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when

you're at church, and how

short they seem when you're

watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't

find a word to say when

you're praying,

but you have no trouble

thinking what to talk about

with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult

and boring it is to read

one chapter

of the Bible, but how easy

it is to read 100 pages of

a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?

Isn't it strange how everyone

wants front-row-tickets

to concerts or

games, but they do whatever

is possible to sit at the last

row in Church?

Isn't it strange how difficult it

is to learn a fact about God to share it

with others, but how easy

it is to learn, understand,

extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we

believe everything

that magazines and newspapers

say, but we question the words in the

Bible?

Isn't it strange how everyone

wants a place in

heaven, but they don't want

to believe, do, or say anything

to get there?

Isn't it strange how we send

jokes in e-mails

and they are forwarded

right away,

but when we are going to send

messages about God, we think

about it twice before we share

it with others?

“ so lets all examine our hearts and we must change. We owe alot to our LORD for all the things which he has given us day-by-day with an everlasting love.

Fruits

Because of my previous post dont take it to mind that I'm again writing about the fruit of work or something else like that.I'm now writing about the benefits of fruits.Recently I had come across an article somewhere about the benefits of fruits.I wanted to post that now.So,whatever I'm posting is not mine but somebody wrote this and I liked it alot.So thougght it will be useful for evryone whosoever it may be.So,read that..

Fruit is one of the most healthy and natural foods in existence. There are thousands of different types of fruit available to eat, all of which provide us with strong health benefits. Fruit contains a large number of naturally occurring vitamins, minerals and plant phytochemicals that help benefit health. It has also been shown that eating the whole fruit or juice is best to gain the benefits rather than taking supplements to provide each nutrient separately.

It has been recommended that we should be eating at least 5 pieces of fruit every day in order to gain the Full health benefits of eating FRUIT.

Fruit can also benefit many people wanting to lose weight. Energy consumption is thought to be mainly influenced by the palatability, fiber content, density of energy and the variety of foods. Eating fruit has the benefit of affecting some these factors. Fruit is also low in sodium so they help reduce the chance of gaining water weight.

Providing you are eating about one-third of the diet as fruits & vegetables, you should notice rapid weight loss because the ample fruit consumption helps fill the stomach faster encouraging less high calorie foods to be consumed. The total calorie consumption will automatically reduce even if we are eating plenty of fruit and vegetables. There is such a variety of fruits available that many can be freely eaten without consuming too many calories thereby controlling weight more effectively.

Overweight and at risk for stroke?

Fruit and vegetables may be what you need say researchers. In a recent study researchers say they found antioxidants in fruits and vegetables which may reduce the risk of ischemic strokes, the most common type of stroke caused when blood clots cut off oxygen supply to the brain. Carotenoids are the antioxidants found in fruits and vegetables. For the study researchers measured the levels in blood samples of nearly 22,000 men. The results showed patients who had higher carotenoid levels were at a 40-percent lower risk of having a stroke. Based on these findings, researchers suggest a diet high in fruits and vegetables which may reduce stroke risk

Keep it in Balance

Like dieting, exercise should not be taken to an extreme. Studies show that athletes who work out excessively often suffer from an increased number of colds and other respiratory illnesses, and have an increased risk of musculoskeletal injuries. Also, regardless of what sort of exercise program you decide to take on, you need to make sure that you are getting enough calories to keep going. An extreme low-calorie diet combined with a dose of unaccustomed exercise is a prescription for exhaustion. Not many people will keep up with an exercise regime if it feels akin to torture and is making them feel ill.

The Weight Loss Formula

Decide how much weight you would like to lose. Then, keeping in mind that it takes a deficit of approximately 3500 calories to lose one pound, decide how many calories you must both burn through exercise and cut from your diet. A safe guideline is no more than two to two and a half pounds per week. So, if you would like to lose two pounds a week, you will need to cut and burn 7000 more calories than normal. That amounts to 1000 lost calories each day. Instead of crash dieting, or over exercising, simply cut 500 calories from your diet, and add in 500 calories worth of exercise. If you are more than a few pounds overweight, you’ll be surprised at how quickly you can burn 500 calories through exercise. There are exercises that burn fat quickly and efficiently.

So hope it'll be useful for u:)

sweet n bitter experiences :)

I'm back after a longtime bcz of my exams not able to post anything here.Everytime whatever I think everything goes opposite to my expectations:( This is the worst sem I had in my college life till now.Many things which I dint come across till now in my life I'm facing them. Thank u dear LORD for being with me to face such hardships but I feel sometimes, is GOD also not helping me and otherwise why I should be in such a difficulty??? But what I'm thinking is wrong. Everything is because of my foolishness.Sometimes I behave very stupidly without putting brain in that work. In exams I had such a situation that when I'm preparing I thought ok let that be, this question wont come in the exam and like that I did stupidly and I've lost many good oppurtunities.Why am I behaving so recklessly??? I'm not getting when I'm thinking about all these things and sometimes I have a feeling of, my head being very heavy because of all these thoughts wiggle in my mind.There is only one thing for this I should pray constantly otherwise I'll be in a desperate condition.I should learn more things in my life and should face all the situations very boldly.I donno which way I'll go in my life everything is in the lORD's hand. I'm very confused about the stream which I should opt in my 3rd year for Honors.This is a very important issue which I'm struggling alot but let that GOD decide for me.I believe this one which one of my frends often tell me "GOD has a special purpose in my life".I too believe in this and I'm thinking whatever happened,its all over and I should learn from this so that I'll never repeat such blunders again.I compare sometimes with people who doesn't have much previlege like me ....which is above all there is my beautiful friend,my saviour,my God,my JESUS and I believe him all the days of my life and I'll encourage others even if I'm in trouble so that they'll also follow the same method which I follow bcz LORD is there on my side. So,I should not let that beautiful smile dart from my face.So,smile with me now...I hope u'll smile with me now :)
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