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Here are some witty conversions of normal man's language into a person who is appearing for GRE.

Normal man(NM): People who live in glass houses shouldnot throw stones.
GRE student(GS): Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

NM: Twinkle,twinkle, little star.
GS: Scintillate,scintillate, asteroid minim.

NM: All that glitters is not gold.
GS: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NM: Beggars are not choosers.
GS: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

NM:Dead men tell no tales.
GS:Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

NM:Begiinner's luck.
GS:Neophyte's serendipity.

NM:A rolling stone gathers no mass.
GS:A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NM:Birds of a feather floack together.
GS:Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

NM:Beauty is only deep skin.
GS:Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

NM:Cleanliness is godliness.
GS:Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

NM:There's no use crying over split milk.
GS:It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactilefliud.

NM:You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
GS:It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maeuvers.

NM:Look before you leap.
GS:Surveillance should precede saltation.

NM:He who laughs last, laughs best.
GS:The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

NM:All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GS:Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NM:Where there's smoke, there's fire.
GS:Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Nice no??? I found them interesting and one thing I never understand whether to byheart all the words or is it a flair to remember all these things???
Find out!!![:D].